I know who done it.

I had a great day at Dealey Plaza. I took these pics.



I went to talk to the guys who've been selling conspiracy theory for most of their adult lives. They're fun.



I need to know which tour companies take tourists down there regularly. The guys were very nice and helpful. One of the usuals is called "Ultimate Adventures"... AND




a group showed up while I was there, so I listened to their guide. PPPPttthhh. I can do that in my sleep.



Also talked to the guys in the 6th floor museum. Again, downright friendly. They gave me the guy to contact who organizes school tours. Duh.



Furthermore, the Dallas Visitors and Conventions Bureau is in the same neighborhood. I have friend in Phoenix CVB



There is a brand new company that does Segway Tours of Central Dallas --- including the Dallas Holocaust Museum. I can do that.



I got my job at Open Road by cold calling. All I can do is try here.



By the way, I know who done it!